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[orator]

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[afairtrade]

Let me know if you need help with the party, by the way.

DM, 10/1

[orator]

Drawing up a list of requests as we speak. Why don't we have horses?

DM, 10/1

[afairtrade]

Why do you need a horse?

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[orator]

Authenticity. But also, I'm currently checking out Prescott.

DM, 10/1

[afairtrade]

We don't have horses because if a car gets a flat tire you don't have to take it out back and shoot it.

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[orator]

Jesus. Well, now I'm looking around wondering if it's someone's assigned job to take horses out back. The responder with the most inconsolable air.

DM, 10/1

[afairtrade]

Jem, probably.

That's not who you're going to want to ask if you want to borrow the horse as a party prop anyway.

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[orator]

Leaders have to take on the toughest jobs. Who would you ask?

DM, 10/1

[afairtrade]

Charcuterie board girl.

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[orator]

Is this real advice or are you setting me up? I'm going to do this anyway, I just want to know.

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[afairtrade]

It's real advice. She seems like she'd participate in a stupid idea if it was funny enough.

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[orator]

I appreciate you. What do we think of a scary welcoming party?

DM, 10/1

[afairtrade]

No horses in the Lobby.

I think trying to execute an elaborate theme party in a week with limited resources is doomed to failure.

DM, 10/1

[orator]

Less than a week, actually. But it's October.

DM, 10/1

[afairtrade]

It is October. What's scary about horses?

DM, 10/1

[orator]

Anything can be scary if you get creative. And if most people are drunk by that point of the night. What are the party allotments?

DM, 10/1

[afairtrade]

It's an occasion, so wedding rules. One drink per guest per hour. Everyone will be plenty shitfaced.