[...] Right. I'll go. Everything's burning to ashes, but it'll get me out of the crossfire between Lemon and Labyrinth. They're refusing to be on stage together again.
Have they started the goat sacrifices yet at Lundegaard?
That's the spirit!! [...] Maybe I could write a pep talk to them. Or promise to give them each scene-stealing headwear for the next show. We know recasting only leads to tears and I can't see Odyssey break down like that again.
No goats, but they drew my blood and keep telling me I'm gonna be the guest of honor! Oh, good, the herbs and spices bath is nice and hot.
I've been trying to convince them that it would be productive to work this out on the stage. Romantic leads who hate each other often read as having powerful sexual tension.
Can you tell Roswell that you're far too important to be eaten on an altar? If they wait for the rain to stop, they can have anyone else in the troupe.
If they haven't stopped hating each other after spending a year-plus in the same RV, they won't stop now. We just need them to hate each other profitably.
A modern Scheherazade. Keep notes on how it goes, in case we do have to dramatize the murders.
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Should we check to make sure your runner isn't actually stuck out in this mess?
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Have they started the goat sacrifices yet at Lundegaard?
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No goats, but they drew my blood and keep telling me I'm gonna be the guest of honor! Oh, good, the herbs and spices bath is nice and hot.
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Can you tell Roswell that you're far too important to be eaten on an altar? If they wait for the rain to stop, they can have anyone else in the troupe.
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I appreciate the willingness to trade Blanche, but how about I try putting him off with a real exciting cliffhanger story first.
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A modern Scheherazade. Keep notes on how it goes, in case we do have to dramatize the murders.