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We need to get some of those bikers to come down to Whitney. I bet they're tired of only sleeping with each other too.

I was once offered $500,000 to officiate a sci-fi wedding.

Are we Ready to handle the Competition for Hottest Biker, though?

Well don't charge them That.

It'll keep them too busy to fight, though. Unless one of them falls in love with a biker and I start losing them to Rosie's Roadhouse too.

For the troupe, I'd do it for free. But let's discourage marriage, alright? Blythe has barely just met this man.

That sounds Wildly complicated. Who's the Most likely to fall in love with a biker do we think???

But no, Trust me, I know. It's been Barely a month. And I'm So Certain they'd be Practically Cohabitating if either of them had a real home.
Maybe the next costumes should be Really Complicated so Blythe remembers his First Love. (Art).

Odyssey. He's soft-hearted. Unless there's a tough female biker, then it's a fight between Lemon and Labyrinth.

Eternal Sunshine isn't exactly conducive to that. We want to be evoking a simpler time. I could tell people to play scenes more aggressive in their Shakespearean costumes so he's in overtime fixing them.

Oooh could a Misunderstood Wrong Side of the Tracks Boy finally knock Odyssey out of his Illusion of Heterosexuality???

The Shakespearean costumes are Inches away from repair at All points, by now.

God, but this would make Niko go to him while he was so busy and be Blythe's Light in the Tunnel we'd be granting them Narrative Symmetry.

Wait, is he still heterosexual? Even after playing the gay angel? I really have been neglecting the troupe.

Here's my other plan, which is admittedly the nuclear option: start crying in front of Blythe about how he can't leave us.

Edited (when evening doesn't speak to him he misses out on polycule gossip) 2024-11-16 06:06 (UTC)

No I Know. And I'm Sure some of those Longing Stares were Not just acting he is Not That good.

You crying, or Me crying or us Both crying, or us All crying.

In a way, it's admirable to stay straight even after years in a theater troupe and the total destruction of civilization.

All is too much. Is both a little too much? I don't want him thinking that we're acting. What if we staggered these conversations so they feel spontaneous?

Admirable or Delusional though???

I like the idea of Staggered/Organic. I don't know that he'd ever Actually believe I'd Cry for real but I can Choke up

We all cling to parts of our past selves. Don't you?

If you just look away for a moment like you might cry, and then don't, that could actually be enough to worry him.

Opposite. I like to shed and regrow myself at Least every 2 years.

When I look back my eyes will be just Maybe glistening.

Ah, I remember those days. Before record of my every move was in Us Weekly.

Perfect. He can't abandon us now.

Oh it just made me Very Sad that I was Never in Us Weekly. I would've been So fun for the Tabloids.

I think I should go first. You have to be our Big Finale so he'll know it's not just the troupe, it's His Leader too.

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